Dark Angel: "Scientists" Predict that Aliens will Murder us and "Pickle our Skulls" because we are Poor Stewards of the Earth

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"Scientists" Predict that Aliens will Murder us and "Pickle our Skulls" because we are Poor Stewards of the Earth

So sayeth the International Business Times. Are these the same "scientists" who say the Earth is doomed due to manmade global warming? Answer: Absolutely.

I personally believe that aliens will destroy us because our climate scientists are greedy assholes and delusional idiots.

Angel

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