Finally, the first solid evidence of Trump's blatant personal collusion with a Russian agent has been discovered. Indisputable photographic proof was released by underground hackers today in the form of a secret, never-before-seen picture of Trump in a restaurant, eating a sandwich.
It's not just an ordinary sandwich, however. It is a Reubin sandwich, a Jewish deli favorite. It is what's in the sandwich that's crucial. It contains corned beef and rye, which are Jewish agents of the sandwich. But most importantly it contains Russian dressing, clearly a Russian agent of the sandwich.
Shortly after this picture was taken, Trump devoured it, including the Russian and Jewish agents. If that is not collusion, then I don't know the meaning of the word.
Trump has also been observed reading Tolstoy and other books by Russian authors, and listening to music by Tchaikovsky and other Russian composers. A few years ago, he attended the Russian ballet performance of Nutcracker, and gave them a standing ovation. He was once seen sending secret messages to Boris and Natasha on the Bullwinkle Show, but this has not been substantiated.
All of this has been hearsay and circumstantial evidence up until now. The evidence uncovered in the photograph is irrefutable.
We have submitted this proof to CNN and Sens. Al Franken and Maxine Waters so that they may begin the impeachment process against this traitorous monster. If recent history is any guide, this will be the biggest story to hit the network news shows for weeks to come. It will be interesting to watch Trump try to explain his way out of this one.
It's not just an ordinary sandwich, however. It is a Reubin sandwich, a Jewish deli favorite. It is what's in the sandwich that's crucial. It contains corned beef and rye, which are Jewish agents of the sandwich. But most importantly it contains Russian dressing, clearly a Russian agent of the sandwich.
Shortly after this picture was taken, Trump devoured it, including the Russian and Jewish agents. If that is not collusion, then I don't know the meaning of the word.
Trump has also been observed reading Tolstoy and other books by Russian authors, and listening to music by Tchaikovsky and other Russian composers. A few years ago, he attended the Russian ballet performance of Nutcracker, and gave them a standing ovation. He was once seen sending secret messages to Boris and Natasha on the Bullwinkle Show, but this has not been substantiated.
All of this has been hearsay and circumstantial evidence up until now. The evidence uncovered in the photograph is irrefutable.
We have submitted this proof to CNN and Sens. Al Franken and Maxine Waters so that they may begin the impeachment process against this traitorous monster. If recent history is any guide, this will be the biggest story to hit the network news shows for weeks to come. It will be interesting to watch Trump try to explain his way out of this one.
He was hungry?
ReplyDeleteAnd the Corned Beef looked good?
Nice bit of satire. 8^)