Dark Angel: The Wisdom of George Carlin on Earth Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

Sung to the Tune of "Imagine"

Imagine there's no global warming
It's all just been a lie
CO2 is not a pollutant
The Polar Bears aren’t gonna die
Imagine all the people
Livin' another day
Imagine there's no Kyoto
It isn't hard to do
Gas at 99 cents a gallon
And no carbon taxes too
Imagine all the people
Driving SUVs
You may say I'm a denier
But I'm not the only one
31,000 scientists
Say the world’s climate follows the sun
Imagine no politicians
I wonder if you can
No one to fear monger
No need to eliminate man
Imagine all the people
Drilling all over the world
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be more fun